I love the fact you folks enjoy the delightfully random idiocy that leaks out of my brain each day.
The fact you are following along makes me happy.
I choose every one of my followed blogs very carefully and get a ridiculous amount of enjoyment out of them - so I’m thankful for your attention.
I don’t know about any of you - but when I ‘lose’ followers I am legitimately intrigued as to why.
Is it just Tumblr just being a douche and removing random followers? I have discovered a few of my favourites were unfollowed and happily followed them again when I noticed - but sometimes it takes a long time to figure that out amongst the sea of digital excellence my attention drowns in each day.
I mean - I know this here is the interwebs and “not giving a fuck” is a valuable currency around here - but I am genuinely curious as to why that number drops!
Was it ME? Something I said? Didn’t say? Implied? I’d love to know.
So listen, by all means when you are about to unfollow me - feel free to drop me a line with some kind of scathing and/or disparaging review of whatever it was I did to piss you off.
That would be great.
I mean I genuinely hope you stay… even all you porn blogs… but if ya gotta go - it’s been super having you along this far.
Thanks for stopping in!